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The perfect birthday... Birthday Card.  Case Pack of 10

The perfect birthday... Birthday Card. Case Pack of 10

Regular price $ 25.00
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The perfect birthday checklist:

Drunk by 8pm.
Sex by 9pm.
Asleep by 10pm.

I wish you luck!

Case pack of 10

Sleeved with envelope

Blank inside

Dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"
Matte-finished greeting card