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  • If I Drunk Text You.. Coffee Mug. Case Pack of 12
  • If I Drunk Text You.. Coffee Mug. Case Pack of 12

If I Drunk Text You.. Coffee Mug. Case Pack of 12

Regular price $ 114.00
Unit price per

If I drunk text you, do not continue the conversation the next day. The sun is out. The birds are chirping. I walk with the Lord now.

Last night was a different person. That person has been dealt with.

Everybody who reads this has sent the text, or received it, or both. That's why it gets read out loud in the aisle and handed to whoever's shopping with them. The punchline lands in the last line, so shoppers read all six, and the cobalt blue glaze pulls them over from across the store.

It sells to the friend who texts like a poet after three margaritas, bachelorette parties, birthday brunches and anyone who has woken up, checked their phone and said "oh no." A natural fit next to wine glasses, cocktail napkins and hangover kits.

Wholesale details

  • Case pack of 12 mugs ($9.50 per mug)
  • Suggested retail: $18.50
  • 14 oz ceramic coffee mug, glossy cobalt blue glaze with white print
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Original Meriwether design, from our studio in Whitefish, Montana