Disappointing our parents since 1976.

  • White ceramic coffee mug printed with “DOG: You are my entire life… OWNER: Drop the ball. DOG: Go fuck yourself.” on a peach background.
  • Drop the Ball.. Coffee Mug. Case Pack of 12
  • Drop the Ball.. Coffee Mug. Case Pack of 12

Drop the Ball.. Coffee Mug. Case Pack of 12

Regular price $ 114.00
Unit price per

DOG: You are my entire life. I love you so, so, so much! I would do anything for you.
OWNER: Drop the ball.
DOG: Go fuck yourself.

Unconditional love comes with terms and conditions. Clause one: the ball stays in the mouth.

Every dog owner who walks into your shop has had this exact negotiation. Forty minutes of adoring eye contact, then one tiny request, and suddenly they're dealing with a slobbery attorney who has no intention of settling. They'll read it, laugh out loud, and hand it to whoever's shopping with them.

Dog people are the most reliable gift buyers in retail. They buy for themselves, for the dog walker, for the groomer and for every friend whose camera roll is 94% one dog. This mug sells to all of them, all year, and it's a natural fit next to pet treats, leashes and dog-themed cards.

Wholesale details

  • Case pack of 12 mugs ($9.50 per mug)
  • Suggested retail: $18.50
  • 14 oz ceramic coffee mug, white glaze with black print
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Original Meriwether design, from our studio in Whitefish, Montana