★★★★★

Received a whiskey glass as a gift for my 21st birthday. When I picked it up, I instantly grew a beard and felt tough enough to take down 3 Navy Seals. -Not bad for a $12 glass. Also, my hepatitis is cured.

★★★★★

My brother, Mikhail give me mug before I come to America. He tell me that in America I be rich like Czar and all women love me. Before mug, not true. After having mug, very true. I take many women as lover.

★★★★★

Great place to shop for people you hate... I have an unhealthy obsession with Dakota Fanning.